How to Judge a Guy : A Geeky Rhyme that's not really that Fine

If he’s got a BB

You know where to be;

If he’s got an iPhone

You know you’re in the zone.

If it’s a Nokia,

Chances are he’ll knock ya.

Any Motorola?

Start rola-ing away.

If he’s pulling up with a BMW

There’s going to be fun for you.

But that old GTI?
Girl, say bye bye.

If he’s rolling in a Merc,

Absorb his sexy smirk.

But if he’s got leather seats,

There won’t be any tasty treats.

Going by personality,

If he’s got a lack of mentality

Then, no sentimentality –

Try : finality.

He uses a Mac?

Then girl, you’ve got his back.

Chilling on Windows 2000?

He certainly won’t get 1931 less than his OS.

(if you get that joke, call me).

The richer the better,

In java, use a getter –

But don’t return his value as null;

Parse your parameters.

Jamming is the way,

Peanut butter is here to stay.

Bread or no bread:

Get this in your head.

Women are easily said than read.