How to Judge a Guy : A Geeky Rhyme that's not really that Fine

If he’s got a BB

You know where to be;

If he’s got an iPhone

You know you’re in the zone.

If it’s a Nokia,

Chances are he’ll knock ya.

Any Motorola?

Start rola-ing away.

If he’s pulling up with a BMW

There’s going to be fun for you.

But that old GTI?
Girl, say bye bye.

If he’s rolling in a Merc,

Absorb his sexy smirk.

But if he’s got leather seats,

There won’t be any tasty treats.

Going by personality,

If he’s got a lack of mentality

Then, no sentimentality –

Try : finality.

He uses a Mac?

Then girl, you’ve got his back.

Chilling on Windows 2000?

He certainly won’t get 1931 less than his OS.

(if you get that joke, call me).

The richer the better,

In java, use a getter –

But don’t return his value as null;

Parse your parameters.

Jamming is the way,

Peanut butter is here to stay.

Bread or no bread:

Get this in your head.

Women are easily said than read.

Pick the Responsibility Box, Not Your Sores of Lameness

This is a short note to me to learn to grow the hell up. I think that the greatest challenge in life is learning to take responsibility for your own shi…- actions.

We do things. We’re alive, as per the MRS GREN thing for all living organisms – movement, respiration…all that leads to people that are capable of doing some pretty screwed up shi-…stuff. When this ‘stuff’ hits the fan – or hits you, you’re not always going to have someone to bail you out. You’re not always going to find some magic glittering fairy to wave her badass wand and provide solutions.

Oh and let’s not get started on the solutions to solving your problems, because they tend to cause more problems and create a snowball bigger than the pig in Animal Farm.

So maybe the wise thing would be to think about your actions before you undertake them. But than again – we’re young and psychopathic. Thinking is what you do sometimes when you’re in an exam, not when you’re out there…doing stuff.